“Toilet book; no..”
In short: the man who had read everything published today, would be more stupid than a man who had read nothing.
“Toilet book: a book you can take into the toilet and defecate to whilst reading”
“Harry Potter and the Crock of Shit; Harry Potter and the Mitten of Wool; Harry Potter and the Stick of Wood; Harry Potter and the Forest of Embarassement”
“Get yer books! Pile up the books! Get a multi-pack of books! Why not take an extra home and put it in the freezer!”
“‘Have you read Harry Potter Stu and the..the… Tree of Nothing?’ No I haven’t. I haven’t read it, but I have read the complete works of the romantic poet and visionary William Blake; so fuck off!”